Goodbye, Sarah Palin. Oh wait, dammit, you're not actually leaving. Your Barbie lips will keep flapping, spewing out all sorts of utter claptrap and drivel. I doubt even a brain transplant would help, though it couldn't hurt. What about electroshock therapy? It might be nice, if you now have some small amount of spare time, that you actually read the constitution (for future reference) and instruct your kids on using birth control.
Suddenly a horrible thought occurs to me! Could Sarah Palin and her family be replacing John and Kate Plus Eight? Lord help us all!